man a) I just got married, but also have a big surprise along with the
marriageman's sister: what is it?
man: If you wanted to say that my
wife doesn't love me, that's not it.
sister: Stop putting words in the
horse's mouth
man (ignoring the interruption): Lol. i just found out I have Notting Hill In-laws. Mother-in-law is a recovering crack addict and and alcoholic, father-in-law has a criminal record for Bernie Madoff style fraud and has already served time and was released, one brother-in-law is currently in jail for helping smuggle illegal
Mexican immigrants into The States. You get the picture. However, what is bizarre in all of this is that my
wife has no addiction, no criminal record and is completely sane.
sister: Lol. Are you serious?
man: Dead serious.