Schlued 

The grossest possible guy(or girl). More specifically, the douchiest kind of gross guy. A schlued is the typical guy who thinks they are the shit and likes to rub it in other peoples faces.

“Jesus, Morgan is such a schlued” or perhaps “Ugh look at that punk. He’s such a schlued.”

Schlued by Dumb dude November 19, 2020

Schlundted 

The ability to drink a beer extremely fast, but without anyone noticing you taking a sip of it. As in, you have half of a beer left but your friends is empty, your friend Schlundted the beer.

Dude, you really Schlundted that beer!

Schlundted by JophisDrazin May 21, 2018

schlmedium 

an average penis, not quite qualified to be referred to as a schlong

Glenn only has a schlmedium, but Jason has a full-blown schlong!

schlmedium by j-money$$$ February 23, 2009

schlud 

an ingrown pubic hair--usually infected, my accompany pimples

Dr. Laura rubbed ointment all over her schluds.

schlud by shyjason September 5, 2005

schledium 

An average sized penis

He claimed he had a schlong but it was just a schledium

schledium by John September 5, 2003

Schledoinkydoink 

A traditional British way to impregnate women.

It's when the male ejaculates inside of a teabag, and dips it inside a female's vagina.

Schledoinkydoinks are easily confused with a Schledoinkydonk. Thats when u get hit in the head by it.

It was first done in a pub in London in 1807 when they ran out of tea. They did it as a joke and then soon realised this is an easy way to impregnate their women.

My wife hated me, but when i gave her the Schledoinkydoink she loved me again.

How was ... conceived. his mom got Schledoinkydoinked.

No she did not get Schledoinkydoinked. Schledoinkydoinks are not the same as Schledoinkydonks

Schledoinkydoink by Spyghetti June 19, 2020

nick schlueter

a cheating ass nigga who played me 😭.

i swear you got me in my feelings then dipped . 🥺

Friend #1 : Why you so sad?

Me : i got hoed over :(

Friend #2 : By who ??

Me : Nick Schlueter .😞

nick schlueter by alexis martinez . October 6, 2019