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shmoofka
Noun; used as nomenclature for small eastern Asian dog breeds. The dog is also described as aggressive and territorial. Its literal translation in Old East Slavic tongue is small dog. Synonyms: Crazy, Outgoing, etc.
Shukoff
A long, hardwood table used by Icelandic fisherman. Term, derives from the bridge bow of Viking ships centuries back. A small principality off the coast of Greenland called "Shukoffzbin" harbored some of the the most fine trees in all of the Atlantic. They were cut into lumber perfect for salt water vessels and hard table top used to chop up fish.
-Let the mast down and place the rope on the Shukoff.
-We can't begin our quest through the seven seas without a good Shukoff.
-We can't begin our quest through the seven seas without a good Shukoff.
Shukoff by Leif Andersen, Reykjavik, Iceland May 23, 2008
shmoofty
mildly derogatory way of expressing persons or objects as being pretentious, possibly camp, non-threatening, effeminate or weak
As I walked into the dimly lit club, It was clear that I had walked into some sort of pseudo-political gathering of a mixture of self-proclaimed 'socialist' liberal arts students, and the 'bohemian' dropout 'activists' in black turtlenecks they aspire to be once they gain access to their trust-funds. Thinking this is about as shmoofty as things can get, I was (un)pleasantly surprised when a rather large figured naked woman dragged a double bass onto the stage, plucked one note, then began a 'spoken word' tirade of the trials and tribulations of her menstrual cycles (occasionally accompanied by another random pluck from the doublebass) and how 'the man' could never understand the joys of being free. Free to be overweight, hairy and untalented, free to rid themselves of the 'man' in wo'man' and proclaim that she is now a wo'myn'.
As I looked around the room I was awestruck to see that the applause was not just coming from the identical haircut contingent of feminist dykes scattered around the room, but also from the male dominated cliques of skinny and pasty shmoofty skivvy wearing emo fringe-laden pseudo-intellectual twats. These guys were the pure essence of shmooft. It was at that moment that I realised that being shmoofty was not just a term describing certain actions or objects, but that shmooftiness can itself become an entire way of life to some people, a philosophy in and of itself. Perhaps we only have days or weeks before shmooftology becomes a fully fledged art movement.
As I looked around the room I was awestruck to see that the applause was not just coming from the identical haircut contingent of feminist dykes scattered around the room, but also from the male dominated cliques of skinny and pasty shmoofty skivvy wearing emo fringe-laden pseudo-intellectual twats. These guys were the pure essence of shmooft. It was at that moment that I realised that being shmoofty was not just a term describing certain actions or objects, but that shmooftiness can itself become an entire way of life to some people, a philosophy in and of itself. Perhaps we only have days or weeks before shmooftology becomes a fully fledged art movement.
shmoofty by steve Elektro June 25, 2009
Shukoff
The term "Shukoff" derives from the old German/Slovic term for sexual deviant. The word dates back to 1560 from Old Germanic culture where the nobility would ravage peasant women with large breasts and/or large behinds. Because of the deviant nature of the Nobilty in the Western Bavarian region, named the 'Shukoff clan', the name became synonomous with sexual rape, aggression and overall misogynist male behavior. The term is relevant today in Bavarian and Eastern European slang culture, but has yet to transcend into Western Europe and the Americas. It has been coined in countless cinematic features of German cinema, most noteably in the 1994 German Award Winning feature "Schlitzkin". There German Film star Laers Uesterbraust opens with a monologue which ends in the quote; "Uen bren kein de austvitzcz scher Shukoff." Translated into English, the phrase means I am the biggest Shukoff that ever lived. The German masterpiece was an epic examination of womanizing and love after the collapse of the Berlin Wall.
-That guys was such a "Shukoff." Did you see him eyeing us up and down when we walked into the party.
-Don't be such a "Shukoff," treat women with respect.
-If you don't watch yourself, you will become the campus "Shukoff"
-Don't be such a "Shukoff," treat women with respect.
-If you don't watch yourself, you will become the campus "Shukoff"
Shukoff by Davis Mccanter, Linguisitcs at University of Cambridge May 15, 2008