matwey 

the dumbest guy you will ever meet but he is hot as hell. Usually Russian

wow his name is Matwey

matwey by i dated this dumb-ass February 4, 2020

matey boy 

When speaking and you don't know someones name in a sentence, you use matey or matey boy instead.

"I spoke to whats his name, matey boy, earlier"

matey boy by wakey1512 March 26, 2010

Matvey 

A name of a intelligent and kind man that has good friends and knows how to have fun. Matveys are independent, mysterious, free-spirited and eccentric. They are deep thinkers and highly intellectual people who love helping others. They are able to see without prejudice, on both sides, which makes them people who can easily solve problems. They are a visionary and are capable of perceiving the future and they know exactly what they want to be doing five or ten years from now.

"award for curing HIV and building a succesful colony on Mars all at the same time goes to.. Matvey!"

Matvey by woootangclan443 December 18, 2016

soul mateys 

When you and your significant other, best friend, or life partner both happen to be pirates.

Can also be a reference to a delicious brand of cereal, or a derogatory term for gay dudes.

Jim and I have raiped and pillaged together for years, were total soul mateys.

Those soul mateys I had for breakfast were delicious.

Gay marriage isn't legal yet so, Todd and I went to South Carolina where we registered as soul mateys.

soul mateys by eqolson August 25, 2009

matey 

A word often used by pirates to address friends, aquaintences, or the scurvy low lifes who mopped the deck. Often used in succession with Arr.

Arr, matey, thar be ye booty!
Arr, matey, ye shivers me timbers!
Arr, matey, walk the plank!

matey by tainted December 30, 2004

Marshmallow Mateys 

Malt-O-Meal's variation on General Mills' Lucky Charms®. The marshmallows have pirate shapes such as parrots, treasure chests, shovels, and jewels.

"Try Marshmallow Mateys® if you like Lucky Charms®. Independent tests prove Marshmallow Mateys® tastes every bit as good as the more expensive brand. Great taste, all the same vitamins and minerals — the big difference is the price. Try it today! Great Taste, Better Value!™"

Marshmallow Mateys by NerdApple May 19, 2007

Mister Matley 

A fat, beak-nosed speech and debate teacher who mistreats his students, verbally abuses Armand, sends Kyle to the office twice a week, hands out discipline notices like candy, and pours thousands of dollars of team ‘donation money’ into his slush fund, which is how he was able to move to Danville.

Mister Matley never takes attendance.

Mister Matley by Θ. יִ .יְ. Nizarck March 22, 2005