Shartuation 

A terrible set of circumstances one finds oneself in - a shart of a situation.

Sounds like you've found yourself in quite the shartuation

Shartuation by v.ironworks September 28, 2018

rapid shartation 

Starts out as passing a little gas or silent trouser sneeze and quickly develops into mass poop flow from the anus area, usually wet and very unpredictable....

After eating the wet Sancho at Taco Casita, I experienced rapid shartation in the car on the way home.

rapid shartation by Dave the Carpenter January 23, 2021

Shituation 

When a comedy act is so bad, he makes your food taste like he took a shit in it.

*watching the Donald Trump Roast*
Randy: Man, what a shituation.
Darty: Yeah man, I can't eat this rice, it tastes like shit now. Thanks a lot, Shitch.

Shituation by Randiforous April 1, 2011

Shituation 

n.: a bad situation, 2.: a dramatic, usually negative happening resulting in utter shit in one's life.

Having GW in office sure is a shituation for da nation.

Shituation by You Need a Breath Mint! November 12, 2003

shituation 

a shitty situation

this situation I'm dealing with, oh man is it shitty

therefore, "shituation"

shituation by PieCrustEater August 21, 2020

Shituational Awareness 

Shituational Awareness is awareness of your environment whilst taking a dump, or pitching a loaf. Poor shituational awareness can lead to lack of toilet paper, or coming face to face with a former dumpee's turd. Can also lead to entering a toilet with a broken lock.

"Dude, have some shituational awareness about you when you pitch a loaf, the paper has run out!"

Shituational Awareness by matt300 August 12, 2007

shituation 

When a situation is absolutely shitty.

-Did you see what happened to Jen? Her boyfriend was caught using her underwears
- What a shituation!

shituation by Wally_Gator July 9, 2021