Printer 

Printers are man's inhumanity to man. I hate printers. They give you nothing but shit.

The Bullshit Man: "Printers are bullshit!"

Printer by Ugh69 September 30, 2018

printer 

A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.

printer by Eperdu October 12, 2003

printer 

a fart that leaves a mark on your underwear

Fart!!! Uh oh...i better go check my pants, i think that one was a printer!

printer by pfloyd February 20, 2003

printer 

Someone who counterfeits money.

Me: I don't need no job.

Other person: Why not?

Me: Cause I'm a muh-fuckin printer. I print my own goddamn money.

Other person: Go ahead, hustler, make that money.

printer by Da printer October 25, 2009

printer 

Piece of computer hardware used as an output device. It prints what the computer sends to it, usually over a printer cable or USB cable.

Wow, that printer prints fast!

printer by Apul January 29, 2003

printer 

titty fucking a bitch or hoe while she has a white shirt on or analing a bitch wearing a white thong.

Girl 1: Holy shit I just got a printer last night... my panties will never be white again ;)
Girl 2: dayummmmm dat sounds kinky ;) ;)

printer by White Bangor May 25, 2010

printer 

A software interface through which a computer communicates to a print device. Usually by a printer driver (One file or set of files containing information that the OS requires to convert print command into a specific printer language, such as Adobe PostScript.

hit Ctrl + P for an example of a printer!

printer by Blakeleigh October 26, 2005