Ball Washer 

A euphemism for a person that goes above and beyond to satisfy an authoritative figure

"Greg is a ball washer for cleaning the teacher's overhead projector"

Ball Washer by blair witfae November 26, 2007

ball washer 

Someone who follows those of higher social standing and backs them no matter what. They will stick up for their hero, even when their hero has been proven to be a bad person, scammer, thief or general scumbag.

Man, Truck and BBi have the ball washers that totally ignore their scams.

ball washer by Big Nasty 153 October 13, 2017

Ball Washer 

A person who sucks up to a teacher, boss, or a person with higher status.

Look at Phil stay late to help out the Mr.Thompson, what a ball washer.

Ball Washer by DWG99 December 8, 2007

Ball Washer 

A device avaliable for use on most private and public golf courses. You insert your dirty balls into the device, turn the handle a few times and they come out squeaky-clean!!1

Oh shit! my new NOODLE ball fell into the mud...better run it through the ball washer.

Ball Washer by JEff April 12, 2005

Ball washer 

A man who sucks up to the boss to try to get ahead at or keep their job. The ballwasher will stop at nothing to keep their job and all morals go out the window. The term BALLWASHER is especially wide spread in the philadelphia area trade unions where bum tradesman who suck at their job will ball wash with a smile.

Guy #1: Yo bro, did you see dave bring donuts and coffee in for john this morning?

Guy #2: Yea what a hard core ball washer!

Ball washer by Taggdawg September 16, 2018

ball washer 

n. A low-life ass-wipe

That fucking ball washer isn't worthy of washing my balls.

ball washer by D'emon November 7, 2002

Ball Washer 

a term used in referance to someone`s mouth

hey, shut your ball washer, slut! Bung!

Ball Washer by rob norwood May 18, 2004