Sqwearing 

When you’re trying to do a squat and shit your pants so you swear like a sailor and book it outta there before anyone sees you.

i was at the gym and all of a sudden I smelled something foul and saw a guy running away sqwearing

Sqwearing by Shakalakamama May 9, 2018

swearing

What most parents give way too much of a fuck about even though they do it themselves.

*example of swearing*
Me: "Fuck!"
dad: "Watch your mouth, I don't want you using that word in my house.
Me: "Dad you say it too, don't act like you don't."
dad: "I'd never say that word" (drops mug and breaks it) "Fuck!"

swearing by Dubiks December 10, 2018

squeaking spring symphony 

the beautiful sound of two people having sex! (on a cheap bed)

One squeaking spring symphony coming up!

squeaking spring symphony by maitredesnoobes January 6, 2005

Sweating like a priest in a playground! 

This term has been going around due to the large amount of pressure and exposure on the Catholic church and there attempts to cover up and shelter the pedophiles and child molesters over the years...

"Christ mick! this exercise is killing me, need to stop for a rest.... I know Tom im Sweating like a priest in a playground!"

Sweating like a priest in a playground! by gemineye7 April 3, 2010

Jojo siwaring 

A person who causes lots of damage to their hairline

Kimberly can't stop jojo siwaring

Jojo siwaring by CookieDoughMonster September 6, 2018

pig sweating 

Sweating incredibly bad while doing absolutely no physical activity.

Oh My Dad, when we were rollin' monster bed last nite, I was straight up pig sweating.

pig sweating by K49 December 14, 2009

sweating like a whore in church

sweating very badly, like a whore might sweat if she were in church.

This Florida summer weather is killing me. I can't step outside with sweating like a whore in church.

sweating like a whore in church by TheConcierge April 14, 2005