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a wonderful creature of horror (vampire) that has been so horrifically gayified that they now sparkles. This is often cause by Mormon house wives being aloud to write novels.
"he is such a gaypire... he even sparkles in the sun"
gaypire by fun2bkt January 8, 2010
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a gay man who is a total douche because he's so good at gay sex he turns other people gay like a vampire does when he bites you

gay + vampire = gaypire
my friend was straight until he encountered a gaypire. I had to bash him in the skull with a crowbar to save him. it's the only cure.
gaypire by GreenSheep August 12, 2006
a homo vampire that makes your penis erect and then suck's the blood from your dick.
damn that fangtasia place is full of Gampires
Gampire by Ninja Mook August 6, 2009
A term that refers to any chain/collective of pimp-ass fitness establishments of the same name & business model, whether small, large, local, national, or international in size. Usually owned/operated by stone cold swole OGs, these gyms unite under a common vision & spirit: provide an oasis for the underswole with space & tools to generate MAXIMUM FUCKING HYPERTROPHY, FAM.
Sid Skinnylimbs: "I'm just a hardgainer, man. Doomed to have twig legs lol."
Swole Patrol Cole: "Nah, dude. You're just a lil bitch. Don't be scared of the gains Peace out on Planet Fitness & work out @ the gympire. They got all the goods to step ya size up. Plus there's a location in your neck of the woods."
Sid Skinnylimbs: "You're right." *legs grow 1 inch in diameter after simple acknowledgement*
Swole Patrol Cole *disappears in a plume of pre-workout powder*
gympire by Mista Holden It Down September 6, 2018

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026