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Bony-eared ass fish 

The bony-eared ass fish is a bathypelagic species of cusk-eel found in tropical and sub-tropical oceans at depths from 1,171 to 4,415 metres. It has been found as far north as Queen Charlotte Sound off British Columbia's coast. This species grows to a length of 37.5 centimetres. This fish has the smallest brain-to-body weight ratio of all vertebrates.

The name of this fish and its physical attributes makes this a wonderful insult to hurl at an op as you stomp or manhandle him while delivering a pumpkin-head beat down.
The bony-eared ass fish is the actual name of a fish. I heard this name spoken and thought it would make a great Urban Dictionary entry and wonderful insult while delivering a pumpkin-head beat dow.

GET YOUR BONY-EARED ASS FISH ASS OUTTA HERE BEFORE I PUT MY FOOT IN YOUR ASS!!!!!!!!!
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1. Noun. The Euphoric sensation you get from hearing amazing music. Can also be used to describe the feeling you get from hearing a sexy/awesome voice.

2. Verb. To have an intense emotional reaction to a piece of music.
1. I got an eargasm from listening to Pyramid Song by Radiohead.
2. Did you get an eargasm when you listened to Cheveliers de Sangreal from The DaVinci Code soundtrack? Because I sure as hell did!
Eargasm by jkfldjakdljal November 11, 2010

eargarrete 

A ciggarette that you put in your ear instead of your mouth. Originates from Dilbert.
Dilbert: Time for an eargarrete break.

Wally: Ear mint?
eargarrete by Bob882 August 27, 2005
v, to wiggle your finger or a cotton bud in your ear & reach the really itchy part, the type of itchty ear that you just can't reach without poking around.
The relief felt upon reaching the itch & having an eargasm.
Sean had an eargasm after he stuck a cotton bud in his ear & reached the itch.
Eargasm by The Fairy Sesh Mother August 31, 2018

Egregarious angle 

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youtube.com/watch?v=N-7gbWKbXbQ
"She dropped that ass on me from an egregarious angle"

One Eared Elephant 

The One Eared Elephant is a maneuver in which a man turns one pant pocket inside-out while simultaneously exposing his penis through the zipper of said pants.
Have you ever seen a one eared elephant? Do you want to?