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magatized 

(1) to become mentally deranged from the effects of attendance at Trump rallies; the cause is suspected to be multiple "brain slam" traumas (these shocking conflicts-of-logic-and-truth are similar in mechanism to the repetitive concusions that cause TBI or Traumatic Brain Injury); (2) synonyms: hannitized, lobotomized
OMG! Within the first few minutes of exposure to the deleterious effects at a Trump rally, my pervy uncle was thoroughly magatized.
magatized by Eppypotamus June 21, 2019

Tit-Matized 

The act of being hypnotized by seeing a nice set of tits. When someone is tit-matized he forgets about everything else that might be going on around him. This is a fairly common occurrence that happens daily with most men and lesbians.
Every time I see Dolly Partons nice big breasts I get Tit-matized, and can only imagine what all that sweater meat must taste like.
Tit-Matized by pubey March 27, 2008

Tootsie-Matized 

Tootsie-Matized. Another word for a penis. It's hypnotizing, your mind stays focused on how you will worship and please it, although you are not near it, it'll leave you dreaming about what you will do with it and appreciate it because you know he's worth it.
My baby got me tootsie matized, he got me feining. I'm Tootsie-Matized.
Tootsie-Matized by Lisa1982 March 16, 2010
Mintied - When you look at something given to you by Bilal, it looks good & you accept it at face value.....
Martin "I sent it here, which appears to be the wrong place. But, I asked Bilal where to put it and this was what he linked me...... George replied "You trusted a link? You must be mintied".
Mintied by Glimmer January 11, 2021

bitch-matized 

noun

describes that one white girl in your life, who is mean, but says she is not
Girl:You dick!!

next week

Girl: I never said that to you!
Me: BITCH! YES YOU DID!1!!!1!!! UR JUST BEING BITCH-MATIZED!!

monetized 

“ I’m not going to show this because I want to get monetized” -tana mongeau
monetized by Tana mongeau January 12, 2018