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shapesturbating 

The act of masturbating in a crowded room (usually 4-6 people) without their knowledge, and then proceeding to dive your semen soaked hand into a pack of shapes. Afterwards, you can either wash your hands or lick the now flavor packed semen off of your fingers
Ben: Dude, did you hear what happened in Cabin 9 last night?
John: No what happened?
Ben: Apparently Xavier was shapesturbating
John: That's disgusting
shapesturbating by Jernandez December 3, 2016

shasturbate 

I was in such a rush this morning that I was forced to shasturbate,.
shasturbate by vink pink February 10, 2005

shameturbate 

When you masturbate during periods of shame and self loathing.
I can't believe I ate so many big macs on my date last night. She was so turned off, I just had to go home and shameturbate.

swampsturbate 

It refers to one masturbating with unwashed, infectiously dirty hands, the act resulting in a mixture of dirt and ejaculate which resembles to swamp.
Wife: Why don't you want to have sex?
Husband: Sorry honey, but on a 16 hour shift in the autoservice I had to swampsturbate in the lunch break. Couldn't hold it back anymore.
Wife: Gross!
swampsturbate by M3rcy October 23, 2011

shasturbate 

Adam went to the bathroom to shasturbate. Won't see him for awhile
shasturbate by Gumbooo April 29, 2014

Shasturbate 

Hey i have to shower later tonight, so don't Shasturbate before i do!
Shasturbate by The Kali Kid February 17, 2009