UMOTY 

Uber-mother-of-the-year.
'Try hard' mothers who go above and beyond to make their children happy; raising the bar to I reachable heights for all other mothers.

"Oh check out MaryFrances, she's def UMOTY."

UMOTY by Urban mother February 21, 2015

umptysquat 

adj.

1. Amounting to or consisting of a number.

n. (used with a pl. verb)

1. An undetermined amount.
2. The amount of the people.

pron. (used with a pl. verb)

1. A number of persons or things.

There was umptysquat people here today.
A umptysquat number of the workers had the flu.
I have umptysquat signed up today.

umptysquat by r00t January 27, 2005

umopyness

adj.

The state of having gotten over your sad and dejected nature.

Our galaxy. Random facts. Big words followed by words that don't exist.

Learning when shit is happening live. Your glass is half full.

The opposite of funny.

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I so should have screenshotted that shit. Now I have umopyness.

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INT. LIVING ROOM - AFTERNOON

PORN DIRECTOR pointing at porn star that is not giving enough dick.

PORN DIRECTOR: U Mo Pyness!

umopyness by Ohheylol! February 21, 2011

Ùmöśÿæ 

A Norwegian word that means buttface. Or did I just make that up...

Ugh! You're such an Ùmöśÿæ!

Ùmöśÿæ by Parisluver101 July 7, 2017

umpty ump 

many, alot, more than one can use

He has umpty ump of those.

umpty ump by slipsheet October 31, 2004

UMTYMP 

University Of Minnesota Talented Youth Mathematics Program.

A program with a five-year sequence that covers algebra I and II, geometry, precalculus, and calculus I (equivalent to AP calculus), II (equivalent to introduction to linear algebra and differential equations), and III.

Students grades 4 to 7 must take an entrance examination administered twice a year to enter the program. Generally, over 1000 students take this exam and 10% are accepted.

I'm in UMTYMP.

UMTYMP by S1l3ntSn1p3r December 15, 2009

Umotorcycle 

When two midgets stand on each other's shoulders to pass as a human.

Look at that umotorcycle trying to fool us.

Umotorcycle by Carl assington August 9, 2017