Wilsonic 

Of or relating to Dr. James Wilson (aka. Housebitch)

Remember that time Wilson kept letting House take his pancakes? That was very Wilsonic of him.

Wilsonic by ThePenIsMyHammer November 30, 2009

Wilsonic 

At the speed of a Wilson brother.

Usually Owen, who is speed himself.

Sonic the Hedgehog thinks that he is speed, that he is sonic or supersonic, but Lightning McQueen is driven by Owen Wilson.

I was pulled over for driving at a Wilsonic speed. I told them it’s fine if my last name is Wilson.

Wilsonic by Kachilson The Wilson October 25, 2023

wilbonics 

a type of drunken communication, most common with football fans. notable characteristic is the loss of speech that becomes replaced by stomping the feet or clapping at imaginary birds.

Shawn Wilborn is the father of Wilbonics.

wilbonics by kokobeware August 15, 2009

Wilsoning 

When one pauses during cunnilingus and looks up at the female recipient such that only the top portion of their face is visible to the recipient. The term is derived from the character Wilson on the TV show Home Improvement.

Stop Wilsoning and finish me off!

Wilsoning by Haley Sparkles September 23, 2005

wilsoning 

The art of fisting a woman while she is on her period, and then slapping her face with your blooded hand, making her look like Wilson from castaway

"You can fist me if you want, but I'm ony period at the moment"
"I'm fine with that, as long as you're down for some wilsoning afterwards"

wilsoning by ocean_of_ypres January 18, 2015

Wilsoning 

When one craps in the DT room of a local school. Or defecating on young boys for fun and sexual pleasure.

Helen got caught Wilsoning on Oliver

Wilsoning by ste . p January 22, 2009

Wilsoning 

The act of becoming sexually heightened whilst sniffing obnoxious smells, such as decomposing matter, rotting food, pig slurry, tannery waste, raw sewage effluent, pea juice, dodgy plum crumble, stilton, a clam etc all left in one container to fester. Getting off on a real stinker

A person who sniffs cocktails of waste samples all mixed together and left to brew in the sun for a period of time until it makes them want to vomit and inducing their ring to tighten is said to be Wilsoning. From the verb to Wilson.

Wilsoning by Wee Willie May 5, 2006