Wei Kang is the epitome of swag. One look from his devilish eyes is enough to charm any unprotected girl, especially during ovulation. His hair gracefully drifts with the wind like the tail of an Aisyah. His rock hard abs is enough to make even the straightest of men hard. So watch out ladies and gentleman, Wei Kangs out to slay.
charlene: OMG OMG OMFG IS THAT WEI KANG!!
Joelle: SHIT IT IS, I THINK IM PREGNANT.
*both girls faint*
Wei Kang: no worries ladies there's enough of me to go around.
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)