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lesbianitis 

An acute condition in which a straight girl turns lesbian. This condition can last from several days to several years but will resolve spontaneously on its own; no intervention required.
"Did Mary really leave Jane for a man? Weren't they together for almost 10 years?"

"Ya, turns out Mary just had a really long case of lesbianitis."
lesbianitis by yquinn October 27, 2007

Lesbianity 

Do you believe in lesbianity John?

You bet your fuckin' ass I do! I love 'em!
Lesbianity by Phatzoot June 23, 2011

lesbianity 

Lesbianity is a polytheistic religious movement which its sole purpose is to worship the relationship between two or more women. It shares many aspects with ancient Greek mythology, which is why followers of Lesbianity think the Greek island of Lesbos to be their sanctuary. Its main goddesses are believed to be Sappho, Artemis and Aphrodite.

The official church of Lesbianity began in 2003 in London, UK, while The Pope (official name of the highest function within the church of Lesbianity) was visiting the city. The official site of lesbianity is lesbianity.org
The official sign of lesbianity is the letter L on your forehead.
lesbianity by Pope Of Lesbianity September 5, 2005

Toxic Lesbianity

Kill all men people are the prime example of toxic lesbianity.

Lesginity 

If your a lesbian and you haven’t lost your virginity
Sara lost her Lesginity to becki last night it was the hottest thing I’ve ever seen
Lesginity by Yeet-Chan November 3, 2018

lesbianitis 

Lesbianitis refers to a girl who has dated men for all of her life but then suddenly decides she wants a girlfriend. Even after obtaining a girlfriend, when she sees hot guys on tv, she declares how much she would like to sleep with them and how hot they are. She never makes comments about how girls look, except to point out the "ugly" ones. Also, you can't call this girl a lesbian or bisexual because she gets upset and throws a fit over it. Lesbianitis, in its most basic form, is pretending to be gay when you aren't.
Nicole must have lesbianitis since she's dating Lisa but hates to be called a lesbian.
lesbianitis by zariva July 23, 2009