schlavant

A cross between a schlemiel and a savant. A person with savant-like knowledge who is still one of life's losers.

"My brother, the schlavant, knows every street in the city, but he always grabs the uptown train when he wants to go downtown."

schlavant by Johnnyfed November 23, 2019

schlaank 

1. the disgusting particulate matter, consisting of dirt, dust, and hair that accumulates in the water cup of a beirut/beer pong game, especially games held in a college dorm room, where schlaank is particularly common.
2. Anything that has the disgusting qualities of schlaank.

1. "Loser (of the game) eats the schlaank!" (highly unadvisable).
2. "Yo this meatloaf tastes like schlaank."

schlaank by ballsanweiners February 19, 2009

schvantz 

Yiddish for Penis.

He's got the schvantz of a bull! I'm walking bow-legged today!

schvantz by David Glaiser April 3, 2008

Schlevan 

Having intercourse with your girlfriend just so she will shut-up.

My girlfriend was being a bitch, and so i slapped her the schlevan.

Schlevan by BeerNinjaDeathMove February 25, 2011

Sallavanti 

Am an sex panther

Jimmy is such a sallavanti

Sallavanti by A dee January 13, 2014

shravanthi 

shravanthi is amazing. she is very social and loves meeting new people. she’ll be friends with anyone. she’ll be there for them whenever and will support them no matter what. she is always happy and loves hugs. she is an amazing best friend and will always bring you happiness. she hates making people fell sad, so she does what ever she can to make them happy. she is a very honest person, she will stick up for her friends no matter what.

“wow. shravanthi is so amazing, i wanna be her best friend”

shravanthi by goldenblazer November 16, 2019

schlanti 

an anti of the youtuber jschlatt! simple.

person 1: i hate jschlatt

person 2: ok schlanti

schlanti by mifties March 5, 2021