Smegmatard 

A person who has surpassed fucktard. A real dickhead that reeks of their own shortcomings because they can't get over themselves.

That smegmatard of an ex has let down his child once again because he's rotting in his own funk of lazy excuses. Making children cry is the Limburger of cheesy dicked asshole moves.

Smegmatard by MsPunderful December 9, 2019

smegmatron 

A person with enough smegma accumulation to kill a herd of cows, and who smells worse than your local cheese factory.

Hey Brian...I hope you didn't get anywhere with that smegmatron last night...boy was she a stank.

smegmatron by tubbytub June 13, 2008

smegmata

The bizarre phenomenon of developing cheese like substances on the body in the areas where christ was crucified.

Man I heard some guy down in mexico had a major case of smegmata

smegmata by Danny long legs May 11, 2006

smegmata

The phenomenon of unexplained piercings appearing on the scrotum, as if inflicted by some divine presence.

Holy shit dude, you've got smegmata!

smegmata by smegmaaaa November 8, 2007

sigmatard

a person who calls themselves a "sigma" because they hate anyone who isn't a straight male. a combination of sigma and retard. really popular on YouTube shorts

"i hate sigmatards"
"suht up!!!! you not sigma!!!! lgbt bad sigma best"

sigmatard by cornynelson June 3, 2023

smegmata

Severe smegma buildup. Curing may require intensive treatment.

Ronny's smegmata is so bad he had to boil his phallus in order to pee.

smegmata by Vironex May 23, 2007

smegtard 

Somebody who is like meg from family guy, only more retarded and smelly.

Aka, smelly meg tard
or smelly egg tard

Gooch: Harriet, you're such a smegtard
Harriet: I know... wait... what's a smegtard?
Gooch: You are!

smegtard by Darriet Henning October 21, 2010