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Elizabeth-Proctoring

A verb for when your other half gives you the cold shoulder.
Boyfriend: Oh hey babe!
Girlfriend: (death stare)
Boyfriend: If you would stop Elizabeth-Proctoring me that would be great

proctorio 

Proctorio is a comprehensive Learning Integrity Platform that offers identity verification and remote proctoring services to over 4,000 higher education, K-12, corporate, and federal institutions around the world, proctoring over 30 million exams in 2021. Proctorio’s browser extension integrates with most commonly used Learning Management Systems (LMS) and third-party assessment platforms. Proctorio’s solution offers a suite of Lock Down, Recording, and Verification options, which gives exam administrators the ability to customize exams for their needed level of security. Proctorio has the lowest bandwidth requirements in the industry, and prioritizes user privacy and security through the use of end-to-end encryption.
Proctorio is the only remote proctoring platform that ensures academic integrity for your course with your test-takers' privacy in mind.
proctorio by anonymous October 4, 2022

proctoregonian 

An 80 to 89 year old person who lives in Oregon and is an asshole or exhibits the behavior of someone who could be considered an asshole.
All Oregonian drivers drive like old assholes. Proctoregonians.
proctoregonian by bloomphase March 9, 2023
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026