Blarghering

When in a dispute, claiming victory, after doing nothing to make you win. Then the apposing person not catching on that you didn't do anything. Thus they aren't in the knowing so you win.

Josh:I win!
Bry: wait how?
Josh:Blarghering is WAY too easy.

Blarghering by Josh Norris January 11, 2008

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blathering idiot

a stupid ass who talks and talks and talks until you want to bang their heads against a wall. most of what they say makes no sense and there is no way of getting out a conversation with said stupid ass.

god, shelly is such a blathering idiot. she doesn't shut up!

blathering idiot by notquitecoolyet89 April 20, 2011

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blathering blatherskite

A slur that means unsuccessful, inferior, or unfit. Usually used in the context of school.

You blathering blatherskite! you will never amount to anything!

blathering blatherskite by CreepX1_ February 1, 2021

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Blaggering

The desperate behaviour someone exhibits when trying to pass a 12 pound, boulder of shit through an anus that is simply too small to allow such an occurance. General includes shifting one's position on the toilet, breathing rapidly, and trying to forcefully evacuate one's rectum.

Sweating with effort and grating his teeth in pain, he sat on the toilet, blaggering desperately. Tears ran down his scarlet face as the mountain of molten faeces tried to force its way out of his body. The wind seemed to shoot out of his lungs, but he could not scream in a public space. He lifted his knees up to his chest, placing his feet on toilet bowl, but to no affect. He sat up straight, raised his arms, and began sharply exhaling in a desperate bid to release the mudslide, but again, it did not work. The truth is, his blaggering was in vain. It was impossible for the enormous shit to leave his ass without tearing his sphincter. He would leave alive, but not unharmed.

Blaggering by Shadilay's Sorrow March 15, 2022