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Coming Right Out As Gay - CROAG. Started by gay meme rapper EbZ. It's about being proud and bold in your gayness. Referenced in EbZ's gay nightclub anthem songs "condoms in da trashcan" featuring the lyrics - "let a nigga put it in ya butt" and "2 fingaz for that ass." The song 2 fingaz is about EbZ sticking two fingers in your bootyhole and enjoying it. EbZ also has a sensitive side to him, heard in "still friends" - The song's focus is EbZ pouring out his hidden gay promiscuity in a love letter to his ex boyfriend at the time Danny Prism. One things for sure, everyone is proud EbZ finally came out of the closet and is here to represent all the Croag pride worldwide.
"Yo did you see those two dudes making out? That shit was so croag."

"I'm chilling with some croag bois tonight were gonna hit up the flaming cocktail lounge later. CROAG"
Croag by CROAGBOI November 2, 2023
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His surf is his turf. He's one choka dude!
Choka by Anya Mira May 12, 2016

croak dad 

synonym for crack dad; someone who is such a dad you go crazy about them.
your such a crazy ass crack ass croak dad!”-knj
croak dad by croak daddy April 16, 2019

Land of Cokayne 

An imaginary land of idleness, luxury, ease and plenty.

Where physical comforts and pleasures are always immediately at hand and where the harshness of medieval peasant life does not exist.
Like Atlantis and El Dorado, the land of Cokayne was a fictional utopia, a place where, in a parody of paradise, idleness and gluttony were the principal occupations. In Specimens of Early English Poets (1790), George Ellis printed a 13th century French poem called "The Land of Cokaigne" where

the houses were made of barley sugar and cakes, the streets were paved with pastry, and the shops supplied goods for nothing.

According to Herman Pleij,Dreaming of Cokaigne: Medieval Fantasies of the Perfect Life (2001):

roasted pigs wander about with knives in their backs to make carving easy, where grilled geese fly directly into one's mouth, where cooked fish jump out of the water and land at one's feet. The weather is always mild, the wine flows freely, sex is readily available, and all people enjoy eternal youth.

Cokaigne was a "medieval peasant’s dream, offering relief from backbreaking labor and the daily struggle for meager food."

The Brothers Grimm collected and retold the fairy tale in Das Märchen vom Schlaraffenland (The Tale About the Land of Cokayne).

In the 1820s, the name Cokaigne came to be applied jocularly to London, as the land of Cockneys, and thus "Cokaigne", though the two are not linguistically connected otherwise. The composer Edward Elgar used the title "Cokaigne" for his concert overture and suite evoking the people of London, Cokaigne (In London Town) (1901)
Land of Cokayne by Heike Makatsch October 21, 2009

Choke & Croak 

Term used at auto dealerships to describe supplemental life insurance that is sold during the part of the sale where the financing is arranged. This type of insurance would pay off your loan if you die, it is a source of "back end" profit" for the dealer.
"That customer was a total lay-down; he bought Slip & Trip (a similar disability insurance), Choke & Croak and Rust & Dust (paint protection)
Choke & Croak by St. Jerome December 18, 2008

croakies 

Name for the sunglasses strap first used by contractors, fishermen, golfers, etc, then made popular on college campuses in the south by fraternity guys. Considered by some to be the hallmark of the frat boy, much as the Vera Bradley purse is to the sorority girl.
Sport fisherman: I have croakies for my ray-bans that float in case they fall off in the water.

Frat boy: Me too!

Sport fisherman: The only time you need to worry about them falling off is when youre doing a kegstand.