A collection of words originally intended as a sentence that no longer makes any real sense due to imbibification. This most commonly occurs in text messages and drunken emails.
An example of recent alcoprose whilst trying to send a message to a female: "Toget good. When? sweep jeffur in hope room vomit ww"
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.