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The Gorris in the innate power bestowed into the almighty Geegan at the beginning of time, it can be split up into to multiple shares and has multiple uses including:

The ability to control all the lobster in the bay of fundy

The ability to achieve maximum gump skill

The ability to attract men of any stature

Causes all who touches it to become a shitter
Damn! I cannot believe that man knows of the Gorris! What a shitter.
Gorris by BinaryBuster2 February 27, 2021
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gorrest fump 

The alternate version of Forrest Gump starring Al Gore.
Ma Momma said Box is life a like of locochates, get ya gonna what ya what never know. - Al Gore, Gorrest Fump
gorrest fump by TWC.TV March 5, 2016

How would you like to suck my balls, mr garrison? 

A famous quote from the showSouth Park
Cartman:How would you like to suck my balls, mr garrison?

Silence:
Gorpism is a relatively new religion, even though it should be the only one you're allowed to believe in. The almighty Lord of the Gorpism is Gorp. This deity is the one who created all that's known to man using relatively simple chemical reactions, as everything is relative except the speed of light.
The Holy pope ruling over the church of the Gorpism is a man that is said to have been summoned by Gorp himself, this man goes by the name Thomas, or as you should call him, professor doctor reader pope Thomas.

Gorpism is not to be confused with the word orgasm.
I just got a B- for the Chemistry test we had the other day, I should receive punishment from the Holy pope, for it was not nearly high enough for a true supporter of the Gorpism.
Gorpism by BOT Loek October 11, 2018

mr. garrison 

gay teacher on southpark who eventually gets a sex change, usually seen with mr. hat
Mr. garrison likes to get his snooch pounded like any other woman.
mr. garrison by clarc31 January 22, 2007