The Gorris in the innate power bestowed into the almighty Geegan at the beginning of time, it can be split up into to multiple shares and has multiple uses including:
The ability to control all the lobster in the bay of fundy
Gorpism is a relatively new religion, even though it should be the only one you're allowed to believe in. The almighty Lord of the Gorpism is Gorp. This deity is the one who created all that's known to man using relatively simple chemical reactions, as everything is relative except the speed of light.
The Holy pope ruling over the church of the Gorpism is a man that is said to have been summoned by Gorp himself, this man goes by the name Thomas, or as you should call him, professor doctor reader pope Thomas.
I just got a B- for the Chemistry test we had the other day, I should receive punishment from the Holy pope, for it was not nearly high enough for a true supporter of the Gorpism.