Onnaven is a rude boy that makes you wanna die. He is a player that dates girls just for the title of “having a girlfriend”. No one is really sure what his problem is but if you come across an Onnaven, run away while you can.
“I saw Onnaven the other day; I ran away. If I had stayed, I probably would’ve cried...”
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).