Chris Cook

he’s such a snobby ass motherfucker but in reality he’s an ugly ass redhead that has a downsyndromed sister and a fucked up mom that doesn’t love him and an alcoholic that drives around his daddy’s truck and works at a redneck tjmax

Chris Cook he’s a weird motherfucker

Chris Cook by ClapedF150 February 19, 2019

Chris Cook

Cutest man in the world. He is In touch with his emotions and the gives the BEST snuggles in the world. He can lift you up when you are feeling down. He always works really hard at his job, and is never done learning. He has a beautiful imagination. And only wants the best for everyone around him. He would dance with the stars if he could. He is the kind of man that will wiggle to some music with a blanket over his head pretending to be a ghost. He is funny and also really likes stupid memes and that parts not debatable.

A Chris cook is what you need in your life.

Chris Cook by Alexandragon123 February 23, 2021

Chris Cringle Cooked

When you get so fried off the ganja weed that you age 45 years and become the man whom delivers the presents to the children. You grow a beard of kush and fly away off a cloud off cannabis gas.

I got so chris cringle cooked last night that when I woke up, I had a full white beard and had to shave it off!

Chris Cringle Cooked by Kloppersfloppers April 1, 2019

christ cookie 

Holy eucharist

Need to go to church Sunday and grab myself a Christ cookie.

christ cookie by Eeeeeeeeeeup! March 19, 2017