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Bwetta is an odd person. They like to sleep yet will always answer you calls. They stay up till 5am. They will kill your wolves in Minecraft if needs be. They like to eat nasty sand and hate water cus they can't swim for the life of them. They will get mad at you for drowning your plants and hate Siamese cats. This name is often used as a nickname because you would be too lazy to call them by anything less practical. There name doesn't exist in Greek and they often have their friends add "W" for the name betta on name tags. They have an odd obsession with Technoblade. They love to play Tetris and somehow are somewhat good at it. They are REALLLYYY single. Overall every Bwetta you meet is a good person.
Child: Have you heard of Bwetta?
Me: You mean the real real single person?

Child: ...
bwetta by pickles child February 19, 2021
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bettagoo 

A dirty Mexican Spic who plays Xbox and has to get a new controller every week cuz it's jammed Pack full of Cheeto dust and he probably lives in California
Person1: bettagoo you want to go to the pool?
Bettagoo: no I'm getting a new controller today.
Person1: you fucking dirty Mexican spic go back to your country you taco eating Mariachi looking motherfuker!
bettagoo by Ihatemexicans69 November 28, 2021
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Paul Bettany 

Really freaking hot British actor. Played Silas in The Da Vinci Code, Dust Finger in InkHeart, Charles in A Beautiful Mind, and the Voice of Jarvis in Iron Man. Realllllllllyyyyyyyyyyyy hot! (I like Paul Bettany)
Random person: Hey is that really pale, blonde actor Paul Bettany

Me: *dies* GAHY!!!! PAUL BETTANY!!!!!!!!!
Paul Bettany by Darth Jader July 29, 2009

Betta Fish 

A beautiful, bubbly, fun fish. Treat it with RESPECT and it can live up to 10 years in captivity. They originated from rice paddies and mud puddles in South Asia, and although lived in horrible conditions, need to live in good temperatured water, a clean tank, the tank has to have an air opening to breathe, and has to be not too big but not too small. Make your fish happy!
"I love betta fish! <3"
"Betta fish are my obsession!"
"My favorite kind of fish is the Betta Fish"
Betta Fish by MG1rl May 28, 2014

Brettany 

Loves to crack jokes, uses lots of sarcasim. Brettany is also like the cute, shy and descrete sexy next-door neighbor type. She is also attracted to the "bad boy" type and is a very loyal and caring friend. She is very sensitive, but often tries to hide it. She can also be very selfish, but is always willing to help/and listen to others.
Damn, that Brettany girl knows how to talk. Just like Obama. Mrauhah.
Brettany by VeruLynn February 5, 2010

mo betta 

Not just betta but MO BETTA! This is la creme de la creme.
My shirt is mo betta than yours.
mo betta by 5@+0R! December 19, 2007

you betta' recognize 

hip, urban rendering of "you had better recognize"; what you say when you want someone to acknowledge your authority
Four years ago, I was a nobody; now, I'm the cream of the crop in the rap game. You betta' recognize!

Son, don't talk to me like that; I'm yo' momma. You betta' recognize!