Urphoria

After holding in a full bladder for an extended period of time, the feeling of complete euphoria as you take a piss.

"Yo, I need to take a shower, what are you doing in there?!"
"Man, I'm feeling urphoric (urphoria), just drank a gallon of water at the gym and by the time I left it felt like Rosie O'Donnel was on my abs"

Urphoria by Frickaa February 17, 2009

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Urphi

Feeling a desire, craving or need for marijuana.

I had such a long day at work and I am felling so urphi...
I've been so stressed today it's made me urphi...

Urphi by Woodfellas August 23, 2010

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Urphantasyangel

A Person who plays Halo2 for xbox live for the specific purpose to have an online relationship with another player. This person is usually extremely ugly in real life and stays in doors as much as he/she can in fear of going out to the world of real people and getting made fun of he/shes appearance which is why online dating is the sollution!

Someone who -

- Is a slut/whore/eWhore
- Dates a new guy over the internet every other day
- Fat and ugly to extreme measures
- Lives in poverty
- Lives in Maryland
- Gets the crap beaten out of him/her by his/her kid brother if he/she doesn't let him watch the TV
- Unemployed
- Birthday is in August
- Extremely EMOtional

Duff: Goddamnit!
Brady: Whats wrong man?
Duff: My online girlfriend broke up with me on halo today :(
Brady: It's ok dude you i'll hook you up with an online whore like Urphantasyangel later she just broke up with her online boyfriend a few days ago and she nearly OD'd with sleeping pills but failed, so shes back on Halo now
Duff: Thanks man! Lets go do the superjump on lockout, and don't kill me this time!

Urphantasyangel by Bill Lumberge January 1, 2009

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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