Teapoting 

The sound you make when your screeching has reached a new high, usually happen when you're simping over someone/something.

I shouldn't have used my earphones. I think my eardrums just bursted out after your teapoting.

Teapoting by NotAnotherRhea November 4, 2020

Tempting the barracuda 

When a man swims naked in the ocean and his penis is bobbing around like a small fish or similar food morsel.

Terry won't get in the water nude. He's too afraid of tempting the barracuda.

Tempting the barracuda by Cheeno t May 6, 2011

Tempting 

A desire for something, or someone.

Damn she's so tempting! But I cant ruin my relationship now!

Tempting by lyjadee February 20, 2017

tempting 

When you have a great desire for something.

Oh, that box of chocolates is sooo tempting! But I can't ruin my figure now!

tempting by gracegirl99 November 13, 2013

teating 

Sucking on a woman's teats.

1. I'd love to be teating on those.
2. During Halloween: I'm going trick or teating at Amy's.

teating by figman October 31, 2013

Teapotting 

where a man places his genitals into a teapot filled with warm water(and bubble if you want) - then have your partner blow down the spout of the teapot giving your bits and pieces a nice jacuzzi.

i am looking forward to a spot of teapotting with my partner later

Teapotting by Akbarr May 20, 2009

tempting the turtle 

the act of subtly exciting oneself, by discreetly flicking the end ones knob, often in public.

1.Ethan. "dude it looks like that guy is playing with himself under the table".
Chris. "yea hes totally tempting the turtle".

2.Mitch. "oh my god I'm so board, i totally feel like tempting the turtle.

tempting the turtle by spongecarrotsaysmoo December 6, 2009