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Tempting the barracuda 

When a man swims naked in the ocean and his penis is bobbing around like a small fish or similar food morsel.
Terry won't get in the water nude. He's too afraid of tempting the barracuda.

Tempting 

Damn she's so tempting! But I cant ruin my relationship now!
Tempting by lyjadee February 20, 2017

tempting 

When you have a great desire for something.
Oh, that box of chocolates is sooo tempting! But I can't ruin my figure now!
tempting by gracegirl99 November 13, 2013
1. I'd love to be teating on those.
2. During Halloween: I'm going trick or teating at Amy's.
teating by figman October 31, 2013

Teapotting 

where a man places his genitals into a teapot filled with warm water(and bubble if you want) - then have your partner blow down the spout of the teapot giving your bits and pieces a nice jacuzzi.
i am looking forward to a spot of teapotting with my partner later
Teapotting by Akbarr May 20, 2009

tempting the turtle 

the act of subtly exciting oneself, by discreetly flicking the end ones knob, often in public.
1.Ethan. "dude it looks like that guy is playing with himself under the table".
Chris. "yea hes totally tempting the turtle".

2.Mitch. "oh my god I'm so board, i totally feel like tempting the turtle.