whattew

a hybrid of “what’s new” created by 2 of the most inspiring, influential people on the earth

“i got 100% in the exam”
“whattew”

whattew by juanita29 January 20, 2021

whatthewhat 

A term used to question a statement with unknown or surprising news

A: Did you know Justin Bieber's hair is a wig?

B: Whatthewhat!!???!?!?!?

whatthewhat by friedchowder November 10, 2010

WhatTextFuck 

when there is a person(s) in the chat that's annoying, so everyone else starts writing the most confusing, messed up, out of context stuff to make him/her leave

1:"omfg dis is so xd lmao loooooool "
2:"yo I just wiped my ass with my granny's panties"
3:"damn you actually dug her out. Good job man "
*1 left the chat*
2:"WhatTextFuck always works"

WhatTextFuck by metal_pony69 July 22, 2019

Whatte 

An exclamation of disbelief. Often used in answer form to confuse the interrogator. Can be used as praise during a performance or after hearing exciting news.

Bryan: "Man that concert was intense"
Jord: "I know! Whatte?! Whaaaaatte!?"

Whatte by jordotech March 23, 2008

whattawanka 

comes from the term 'what a wanker' usually said at the wanker in person but can be used in conversation about said wanker.

"josh kicked nick out of queens of the stone age, WHATTAWANKA.

whattawanka by colly May 4, 2004

whatter 

A person who does not listen properly.

I had to explain myself repetatively to the whatter.

whatter by Xeroman January 31, 2016

whitter-whatter 

A person who chitter chatters pointlessy. Old Scottish.

When ance their tongues gang whitter-whatter

whitter-whatter by Xeroman January 31, 2016