Dildomer 

A polymer with desirable physical properties for cheap & safe, mass industrial dildomaking that can be safely used anywhere from Death Valley to Antarctica

Dildochusetts Institute of Technology (DIT) has developed dildomer with amazing physical properties

Dildomer by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 20, 2021

Dildometer 

A scientific instrument used to measeure dildons. Dildon is a derived term, like Newton, to represent dildoes per square foot.

Mr T: Whoa, I'm picking up 34 Dildons on my TI Super Dildometer!
Chuck Norris: Someone has alot of dildoes around here!!!
Your Mom: Oh, that's just me. ;-)

Dildometer by Shouter January 8, 2008

Dildozer 

One of the monstertrucks from the movie "Idiocracy" with what resembles a dildo on the bumper.

"THE DILDOZER!!!"

Dildozer by WehageDK June 28, 2009

Dildoery 

Dil-doh-ery verb : act up, caper, carry on*, cavort, clown, fool around, joke, misbehave, play, play jokes, romp, roughhouse, show off, half ass something.a person who amuses others by ridiculous or odd behavior, jokes, etc a foolish person.

The board filled with tickets all at once and dildoery ensued.
(past tense) : Dil-doh-ic < Steve acted in a dildoic manner.

Dildoery by Tastydactyle March 15, 2011

dildometry 

the perfect science of being a complete and total tool...

what the fuck is this dildometry?!? what the hell are you idiots doing?!? jesus fucking christ!

dildometry by Ayhch February 12, 2010

Dildoverdose 

To Die via an overwhelming abundance of dildos in one's orifices.

Preston has a superhuman tolerance for dildojilar punishment, Therefore he is able to go well beyond the average person's dildoverdose level.

Dildoverdose by CuriousXeno February 28, 2011

Dildometrist 

N. A professional who creates and designs prescription dildos for a specific person.

I am going to make an order with the dildometrist.

Dildometrist by &*& August 3, 2016