dicktine 

Insulting word describing that who has a small penis. Can be used with complete and utter ignorance.

You're a fucking dicktine.

dicktine by quantammaster August 1, 2009

dicktired 

Complete exhaustion of body, mind, and spirit after a long session of strenuous sex.

Gib wanted to go chase some hoes but I was dicktired after 15 hours with that Asian girl. I couldn’t even think about getting out of bed.

dicktired by Dickmythology December 6, 2019

dicktime 

An exclamation of excitement or suprise.

When We saw that girls ass spilling out of her trousers, the guys all screamed “dicktime!”
When my boy Rupi said we were getting Brazilians I straight up said dicktime.

dicktime by GerthPaul January 8, 2020

dickvine 

The word-of-mouth about mens' penises. The grapevine, but for dicks.

I heard through the dickvine that Joey over there's a pretty tiny customer.

dickvine by Zach O'Toole June 21, 2013

Urban Dicktioner 

A person who creates words and adds them to the Urban Dictionary for the sole purpose of insulting people they know.

Ewan called me a snozztozzle - he's just a hairy fucking Urban Dicktioner.

Urban Dicktioner by An immature, greatly vain, arrogant sarcastic monkey resembling twat bag September 20, 2004

Dicktised 

The use of graffiti to deface an object with pictures of penises. usually multiple pictures of various shapes and sizes.

"Ah bladdy hell, who dicktised my locker?"

"wow look at the size of that one"

Dicktised by twinkle k March 14, 2009

dicktone 

When the streamer Tectone is being a dick.

Sorry for my dicktone

dicktone by zokuva March 1, 2023