mummify 

To wrap the penis in toilet paper then rub one out.

Man, mummifying really saves clean up time!

mummify by Jeffronica June 11, 2006

mummify 

A corollary of "superman," mummifying involves ejaculating on a sleeping woman's face, then wrapping her in toilet paper. The ejaculate bonds the paper to the skin, thus producing the appearance of a mummy.

Mark's girlfriend was sleeping, so he decided to mummify her. When she awoke, the fringes of paper were falling off her face, and she was moaning from sleep. She was mummified in every sense of the word.

mummify by Daniel Winer March 18, 2008

Mummify 

When you shit on someones face and in their mouth, to the point of where they can no longer breathe, you get bonus points if it dries up to give the real effects of a mummy

Man she looks like an ancient egyptian, she must have been mummify.

Mummify by BIG G! November 5, 2007

Mummify Dat Hoe 

To pull out and spooge on yourself and then jump into a pile of dat hoes stuff and roll around in it.

If her room is a mess straight Mummify Dat Hoe

Mummify Dat Hoe by Ehi and Chuck and Justin December 16, 2007

Mummify That Ho 

Forcing your dick so far up a girl's nostril so that you scramble her brains like the Egyptians of old.

That bitch wanted to be one with the sun God Ra so I grabbed her nose and mummified that ho! Mummify That Ho! YOUUUUUU!

Mummify That Ho by John Kyle February 2, 2008

mummified person 

Mummified person is the new politically correct way way to refer to a mummy. At a certain point, political correctness has gone too far.

How to use “mummified person” in a sentence. In contemporary writing style use “mummified person” instead of “mummy”.

A mummified person estimated to be 4,300-year-old was found at the bottom of a 15-meter shaft in a recently uncovered group of fifth and sixth dynasty tombs near the Step Pyramid at Saqqara. It’s the oldest and most complete mummy ever found in Egypt.

mummified person by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 20, 2023

Autoerotic Mummification

Autoerotic Mummification is from the Showtime T.V. show, Dexter (Season 5). A great fucking show, by the way. It's when someone wraps themselves in plastic as if they were a mummy and chokes themselves while masturbating.

"Autoerotic mummification is getting very popular amongst middle-aged men."

"Autoerotic mummification, while great fun can also be very dangerous. It's the leading cause of death for men 15-55 in Japan."

Autoerotic Mummification by Leonard L. Church. September 26, 2012