winkin' stinkin' starfish 

One of a zillion slang terms for the anus.

He probed a broomstick up my WINKIN' STINKIN' STARFISH!

winkin' stinkin' starfish by Joey Schwartzman May 3, 2006

Bull Winkle Surprise 

when you're getting a girl in the butt and then out of no where you make you're hands look like antlers and yell "MOOOOOOOOOOOOO" and when she looks back at you, you punch her square in the face and run out of the room as fast as possible.

"Yo man, you're girls face is fucked up!"
"I know, i gave her the good ol' Bull Winkle Surprise."

Bull Winkle Surprise by zakisonfiire April 18, 2009

winkle stick

1.A cover that you slip over your peeper to prevent it from catching a cold.

2.A stick that helps keep your penis erect.

1.Float like butterfly; sting like a bee; I slept with your moma and didn't use my winkle stick; now it burns where I pee.

2.I need a winkle stick to keep my cock from shrivling up inside your vagina.

winkle stick by l2l1 June 21, 2006

winkle spanner 

Someone called Dom who is shit at washing up

Dom you absolute winkle spanner

winkle spanner by AL2001 July 6, 2023

winki split 

when a woman ventures for the firstime or revisits after 5 years the southern most remote tip of an italian sausage.

after a fun evening and dinner with her hot date erin found herself in a winki split

winki split by erins co worker February 14, 2005

Winnie Schrader 

The hottest character drawn by WOOMA.

X: Isn't Winnie Schrader the dude in Wozwald who's really depressed and commits?
Y: Yeah, he's so fucking hot. I would suck his dick.
X: bro

Winnie Schrader by Spiderlilygirl December 16, 2023

Winkies 

Noun (plural). It means the sort of assholes who try to get their advert accepted as an Urban Dictionary definition. The sort of people who try to get a flattering definition accepted, of themselves if they haven't got any friends, or of some female if they think it will help them get into her knickers. These are the same sort of people who will attempt to get an unflattering description of someone accepted as a definition because that person has pissed them off and they are too weak or chicken shit to do anything else about it.

In short they are people who are weak, ineffectual and friendless, a failed evolutionary experiment that should be consigned to Mother Nature's rubbish dump. Incidentally the noun singular (Winky) is also the name given to a minutely small penis - says it all really.

"Some wankers are try to get a plug for their website on Urban Dictionary as a definition ."
"What a crowd of winkies!"

Winkies by AKACroatalin March 18, 2015