salmoning 

1.The act of a Fancy man running his hand over raw salmon in order to prepare it for additional action, usually involving application to a GIF, video, or meme image, for online media entertainment purposes. 2.The application of an image of a Fancy man rubbing salmon to a video/gif/meme/photo. Related: rubbing salmon.

Can you believe that Fancy guy on discord corrupting all those gifs and memes with his salmoning?

salmoning by MaryInMaryland71 January 9, 2021

salmoning 

Riding a bicycle against the intended flow of traffic in a bike lane. It is sometimes also used to refer to riding on the wrong side of the road (facing car traffic instead of with traffic). The term comes from salmon, which swim upstream as part of their life cycle.

Hey, that guy's riding the wrong way in the bike lane! Stop salmoning, dude!

salmoning by Pops Ritters July 16, 2018

Salmoning 

The act of running up to a woman, releasing a large cloud of semen, yelling "release your eggs!", running away, and then dying.

Jake won't be in class tomorrow because he was involved in a deadly salmoning incident.

Salmoning by Stephen "Salmon" Jones January 15, 2014

Salmoning 

When you take your hand and wave it back and forth like a fish tale between a girls boobs.

This girl had an amazing rack and great cleavage so I walked up to her and started salmoning her with my hand. She said I salmoned her like a gentleman.

Salmoning by OneShot July 25, 2012

Salmoning 

Walking against a lot of people headed in the opposite direction.

I ended up salmoning through the schoolkids at to get to my next class.

Salmoning by Theo D-S October 1, 2007

Salmoning 

walking up behind someone and samking your hand back and fort against their leg like a salmon's tail moves. salmoning is best done when it is a surprise attack

I about to go on a salmoning spree!

Salmoning by hty912064 April 17, 2010

Salmoning 

When someone has the sudden urge to shit and they have to run to the bathroom almost as If it were a battle upstream. They start sweating. And often drive recklessly to get home or to the store. They try to move quickly but If they move to quickly their shit will come out.

My friend came over and we ate Chinese, that Kung Poa chicken had her salmoning on her way home.

Salmoning by alarmchrono December 17, 2018