jerring

left over penis hairs or a cat.

to use for cat: “woah is that a jerring!” to use for leftover penis hairs: “oh shit u have some jerring over there”

jerring by radlolz January 31, 2021

jerking off a blind guy 

The phrase from the YouTuber and Twitch streamer Teo, no one's exactly sure what it means, but it's used to make a strange situation even stranger.

What the hell is going on, I feel like I'm jerking off a blind guy over here!

jerking off a blind guy by Sigma5213 July 26, 2017

jerking shorts

worn commando which are easily pushed down to the floor for ideal dick access when porn opportunity arises

popular item of clothing in middle school and high school as powerul elastic waste band secures boner against chest in jerk stop emergency. For best results boner should cover at least two inches above belly button

the instant the front door closed behind his mom he had his jerking shorts completely on the carpet crumpled around his feet, sitting at the computer, porn playing, jerking his lubed dick, eager to ntt over head onto the floor behind him setting a new jizz range score

boners that strongly point forward while standing need a belt instead of jerking shorts

jerking shorts by margrette sees January 24, 2013

jarring out 

Slang commonly heard in the small town of Timmins, Ontario, Canada
Slang for laughing hard

Yo, Calvin told me this really funny joke yesterday and I was jarring out bro!

jarring out by Techno_Mat September 5, 2017

Jerking The Thad 

Using yours or someone else's diarrhea as lubricant to masturbate.

I'm feeling a bit wild today... I think I'm going to Jerk The Thad

Jerking The Thad saved my grandfather's life in the Vietnam war.

Jerking The Thad by GruntToeCristy May 28, 2020

Jarring 

When someone or something is beyond annoying

That girl you were talking to was jarring fam or it's so jarring how that party last night got locked off

Jarring by a non jarring individual January 26, 2017

dirt jerking 

When you jerk off while taking a shit.

Girl: Man, Bill has been in the bathroom for a really long time.
Guy: Yeah, he took his phone with him. I bet he is looking at porn and dirt jerking.

dirt jerking by jessford151515 April 12, 2016