fapturd
fapturd by Arno The Troller February 10, 2021
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Faturday
The day of the week on which you're allowed to eat whatever you like, regardless of your usual dietary practices.
Dani: Should I get the apple pie or brownie for dessert?
Allison: Just get both; it's faturday.
or
After eating nothing but salads all week, Courtney couldn't wait until faturday; the cake in the fridge had her name written all over it.
Allison: Just get both; it's faturday.
or
After eating nothing but salads all week, Courtney couldn't wait until faturday; the cake in the fridge had her name written all over it.
Faturday by Czar Yellowfin November 1, 2009
fapturbate
fapturbate by BFFN July 11, 2009
Faptard
One who has acheived status of "Fap king," but also displays mild-to-significant traits of Aspergers Syndrome. Faptards typically show exceedingly low scores on state-madated examinations involving reading comprehension, mathematics, and writing yet show remarkable skillsets when it comes to chaotic masturbation.
Has retarded Jimmy even discovered porn yet? I mean he's 25 years old!
Of course, he destroys his meat every day in class. He's a faptard.
Of course, he destroys his meat every day in class. He's a faptard.
Faptard by AnalPlunge February 12, 2019
Fapture
We were warned. Its coming. December 24, 2012. The day everybody faps. Fapture. Get ready. A shitload of cum is cumming your way.
Fapture by fapfapfapfapf4p July 9, 2011