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Cuntnesia is the act of forgetting the cunt like actions you have performed in the past. People suffering from cuntnesia actually believe that they have never done anything wrong in the past and that those who remember their bad behaviour are the ones with problems. Cuntnesia, if left untreated, can lead to the formation of cult like groups that gather near water, hide under bridges, and consume freezer burnt sausages.
Do you think they remember when they were acting like cunts? No, they all have cuntnesia.

Changnesia 

Noun|Origin: Greek/Chinese

The complete loss of memory caused by a sudden trauma that was, itself, also forgotten.
"I know he was a terrible man but you have to feel a bit sorry for him, he suffered Changnesia."
Changnesia by TeePee March 25, 2013

camnesia 

'Camnesia' is what occurs after one has done something on webcam one wishes he/she had not- especially beaver shots and self-violation.
Heather was totally claiming camnesia until Justin started posting webcaptures of her with her arm up her snatch. Then Heather just sort of...disappeared.
camnesia by Mo Dixley October 7, 2005

Cafnesia 

When you drink a bunch of caffine and time seems to go by faster and you get a really good headrush
Dude I drank like 2 monsters and now I got some good cafnesia going
Cafnesia by Eclipseiasux April 29, 2022

Capnesia 

When you can't recall what you have done the night/day before because you had too much Captian Morgan's to drink.
You don't remember that we booked a trip to the Super Bowl last night? You must have capnesia.
Capnesia by Chowdahead December 14, 2014
The loss of memory caused by the consumption of too musch cane spirits
My husband suffers from canesia the morning after drinking too much cane spirits ie Promise more than he can deliver
Canesia by Doves July 2, 2011