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Schmebbin' 

At first, used to describe off-kiltered things "this food is schmebbin'" or "those dance moves are schmebbin". . . it soon turned into meaning "to date, flirt or be interested in" such as "who are you schmebbin'".

Schmebbin' boils down to doing something you know you aren't supposed to be doing, but do anyways.
"I was schmebbin' on this girl, but decided to cool it off."
Schmebbin' by cymbalta January 20, 2009
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drivin drunk, or buzzed
e-40 been sayin it,
ya better watch me, im comin smebbin,95,96,97
smebbin by odiouscapone December 6, 2003
drunk drivin
i was smebbin through the park one day
smebbin by andrew December 4, 2003

Schwabbin 

When you are so intoxicated that you see in half cartoon half real life, like in Charles Schwabb T.V. commercials.
"Yo man, I was schwabbin like crazy last night."

"Im Schwabbin balls right now brosef... are you real?"
Schwabbin by Gordron F. Man May 27, 2009

Schwabbin 

When one is so cheap, they will settle for the discount crack whore instead of the full service call girl.
I was horny last night but did not have much money, so I wound up schwabbin it.
Schwabbin by Bobbyganoosh March 17, 2010

schmobbin 

Driving around with no purpose other than smoking marijuana.
We picked up some dank and went schmobbin around until we were moblazed.
schmobbin by Derek Hippo May 4, 2008

schwabbin 

The state of being so bake that everything starts to look animated - half real & half cartoon - like the charles schwab commercials.

google search charles schwab commercial to see an example.
(tyler): yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
(ryan): what does that even mean?
(tyler): you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
schwabbin by decepticons_go May 30, 2009