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Partential

adj. In golf, when a player has a good chance, or the potential to Par the current hole. A strong favoring of scoring par on a hole.
If Bobby has an easy putt from four feet away, then he has partential.
Partential by Wiseman James85 February 4, 2010

Law of the Lesser Percentile

The law that states whichever phone is at a lower percent gets priority on the charger. Given there is only one charger, the lower percent gets access even if someone else is currently using it. They must give it up.
Tony, give me the charger! The Law of the lesser percentile states that you have to give it to me considering I’m at 12% and you’re at 45%!

perennial personality 

A person who likes to do the same things year after year.
I set up a “LOVE YA TABLE” in my kitchen on Valentine’s Day. I plant my annual flowers and vegetables in the spring. I decorate my house for Halloween. I carve a pumpkin and give out yummy treats. In November, I put my garden to bed for the winter. Then I ski as much as I can all winter, right into April. I have a perennial personality as I do the same thing year after year after year.

perennial blast 

The Perennial Blast is the name given to a bowling stike where the ball hits 5 pins, specifically the 1,3,5,8, and 9 pins by itself for a right hander (the 1,2,5,8,and 9 for a left hander). The result is the complete and utter destruction of the pin deck. It is a feat so awesome the sound can be heard from outside the bowling establishment in and or beyond the parking lot. Perennial blast strikes are often registered on the richter scale.
(Joe) "WHOA! What da hell was dat sound!! We're at the bowling alley under attack!!" "I thought the war was over." (Mike) "Chill cuz. Dude struck again." (Joe) "Damn!" (Mike) "I know, it was just perennial blast!"
perennial blast by Blastaar January 10, 2012

Perennial 

lasting a long time, appearing again and again.
monday is so damn perennial
Perennial by vegihumor333 August 21, 2003

pervertible

A common household object that can be "perverted" for a sexual use, commonly for spanking. Examples include: hairbrush, spatula, bathbrush, carpet beater(rare, but painful!), belts, paddles (ping pong paddles, sorority/frat paddles), spoons, towels (wet towels), cutting boards, riding crop, ruler, etc.

Non-spanking pervertibles: baby oil,cooking oil, whipped cream, chocolate, lotion, hot wax, ice cubes, bandannas/handkerchiefs(blindfolds or gags), fruits/vegetables, gloves, nails, pins, needles, fire, feathers, etc.
His girlfriend was being saucy while they were fixing dinner, so he grabbed a spatula to use as a pervertible. Saucy girlfriend soon had sore behind, flushed face, and a wet pussy. Dessert took place in the bedroom. ; )