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An ignorant hillbilly who is incompetent, lazy, half-assed & dim-witted in their work efforts but they think of themselves as great
Tim is a freaking jackwang. He completely screwed that deal up and he doesn't know what the hell he's talking about.
jackwang by NeverQu1t June 24, 2017
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Fucking a male donkey up the ass giving it a fish blow
Your a jackwang
Jackwang by Rhysand January 28, 2018

jackwanker 

A person who acts as if they masturbate to themselves perpetually being bigoted jackasses, so as to overcompensate for their undoubtedly small penises.
Jackwanker 1: "Hur, hur, hur, he's craaazzzeee! HUR HUR!!"

Autistic person they're pointing to, under breath: "Ugh, what an asshole."

Jackwanker 2: "Hur hur, I'm an asshole furr bein' a bigot?! Hur hur PSYCHO!"

All jackwankers: *the furious sounds of their masturbation, followed by them stinking up the place with the miniscule droplets of cum that eventually leak out the tip of their micropenises*

Autistic person: *exasperated sigh*
jackwanker by finbarr.robespierre October 17, 2019

Jackawan 

a cutie patootie with narrow eyes and a built figure. He is always down for a laugh and some tomfoolery.

Usually benches around 90kg
"Oh hey Jackawan u are rlly cool"

"Thanks i cant see u"
Jackawan by Jiminy cricket 24 November 12, 2023

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026