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Green Beaned

Discovering, after initiating the performance of oral sex on female partner, that she is suffering from a severe case of Gonorrhea or Chlamydia.
Roger picked up a prostitute on the way home from the bar on Tuesday. He paid her $20 to perform oral on her. Unfortunately, once he got down on her and got a good taste going in his mouth, he discovered he had been Green Beaned and tossed her ass out of his car. He stopped by the walk in clinic on the way home.
Green Beaned by Eaton Holgoode September 28, 2015
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greenbeanadine 

The active hallucinagenic chemical that is released when smoking "green beans that taste like ass".
Dude, you've smoked enough greenbeanadine to send you straight to mulletopia.
greenbeanadine by Robert Weenie August 6, 2003

greenbeaneater420 

greenbeaneater420 is the best mutual ever and a great person šŸ’Æā€¼me and my homies love greenbeaneater420
person 1: did u know im mutuals with greenbeaneater420

person 2: NO WAY IM SO JEALOUS šŸ™šŸ™
greenbeaneater420 by Diaperm0nky September 22, 2021
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026