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A self made millionaire with a big dick (and he knows how to use it) When he’s not busy conducting business deals you may find him hunting pussy or driving thru the ghettos of upstate NY wearing Rolex’s. His favorite thing to do when not working or on the prowl is snowboarding making drunk Snapchats. He’s also known to cum 4 times without breaks and eats pussy.
Boyfriend: Why were you out so late last night?
Girl: I just had the best sex of my life in a Maserati. Getspaper came in me 3 times and then started eating me out. Then he finished by fucking me a 4th time and the whole experience lasted for over 3 hours. I didn’t even know I could orgasm so many times in one night.
Boyfriend: 😢
getspaper by Instagram thot November 24, 2020
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enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹
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