hasco 

an independent person of above average intelligence, causing mass destruction or chaos, after all, Hasco is just an anagram of chaos. perhaps it was meant to be.

bob was sure being a Hasco today.

hasco by definitelynotdel November 6, 2020

hasMods

The appropriate response when your favorite streamer humblebrags about playing Among Us with his favorite congresswoman.

Hot girl: Hasan, he's like, instead of a Greek god, he's a Turkish god.
Chat: hasMods

hasMods by Cybersyn November 10, 2020

Hancocked 

When you are beating the Louisville Cardinals in basketball and things seem to be going well and then Luke Hancock comes off the bench, drops 20 on you and you lose.

Witchita State and the Michigan Wolverines got Hancocked in the NCAA tournament.

Hancocked by BigFanUofL April 17, 2013

Angry Hancock 

While giving a hand-job, you hammer fist the man's testicles as he ejaculates.

"Don't go in there!", Terry is about to give Kelvin an Angry Hancock.

Angry Hancock by BigEvil13 February 4, 2015

matt hancock 

Making a terribly poor decision, backtracking and then pretending it never happened.

"He really matt hancocked that"

matt hancock by idonthatepoorpeople January 13, 2021

Hassock 

Litterally a prayer cushion, however sounds like one of the most fantastic insults imagineable. Used to insult god-fanatics and all manner of church-goers in order to remove their one decently named material possession.

Dave (to a priest): y'all a hassock!

Priest: the power of christ compells you *throws holy water*

Dave: IT BURNS!

Hassock by steveism February 25, 2009

Hastobe 

When something has to be. Created by swagus and Jerome

Swagus's hastobe amazing.

Hastobe by Jerome and swagus April 23, 2013