Epsteining

The rich older guy driving the free candy van at the park that promises a scholarship to Juilliard but all you end up with is an egg shaped dick.

See that van without windows? Dude is def Epsteining.

Epsteining by $lapaho April 7, 2020

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Epsteining. To perv around.

Friend 1: Dude where's Joe?
Friend 2: He's Epsteining.

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einsteining

I can't talk now, I'm einsteining. I have a big test tomorrow.

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"I am going to Epsteinistan, don't follow me."

Epsteinistan by Bogish September 16, 2020

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Extremely weird and tabooishly freaky

To describe a potential chomo or person who targets underage minors

No, you cannot holler at that young girl that's very epsteinish of you

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Refraining from getting into sexual relationship with underage women ie. the abstinence from the infamous Jeffrey Epstein's behavior.

Joe: Look at that chick over there!
Jack: Show some epsteinence, mate. She is probably not even 16.

epsteinence by thing2x January 1, 2022

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Heavily censoring or redacting something to the point it's barely readable.

John: Hey man, how's it been?
Dave: It's ████ █████ ███ about you?
John: Oh no, did you get epsteinified?

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