out of shit 

Time to come back to reality. Must get more.
Stock the kitchen cupboards; fill the freezer.

Pay the light bill.

"I must be eating/breathing/drinking/smoking too much 'cause I'm completely OUT OF SHIT. No shit !!

out of shit by Chengo Bolemongo October 6, 2006

to beat seven shades of shit out of 

To make a row with someone because you are angry with him for some reasons, often used as a threat.

A big bloke threatened to beat seven shades of shit out of me at the pub yesterday.

to beat seven shades of shit out of by iulita December 30, 2005

Keep your pig out of my shit 

1. Mind your own business

2. I wan't nothing to do with you

3. You're no friend of mine

Man keep your pig out of my shit!

Keep your pig out of my shit by simatar May 26, 2011

You can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit 

It is impossible for a person to create something good out of something that is, by its very nature, bad.

(coming out of a movie theater)
Guy 1: That was the worst movie ever, man.
Guy 2: I know! But! Leonardo DiCaprio was the best out of them, though. His acting blew everyone else's right out of the water! Too bad everything else sucked.
Guy 1: Oh, well. You can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit.

You can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit by starofdestiny October 14, 2009

Is your asshole jealous of the shit coming out of your mouth? 

An epic burn. Practice so it will roll right off the tongue and and use when people are drinking so that there will be maximum nasal spewage for effect.

loser: blah blah blah...

cool person: Is your asshole jealous of the shit coming out of your mouth?

Is your asshole jealous of the shit coming out of your mouth? by purplebrownday July 6, 2011

I would eat the corn out of her shit 

Similar to I would eat a yard of her shit just to see where it came from.

A chick so incredibly hot that you would poke through her feces to recover undigested corn to eat.

"That Jamie is so hot, I would eat the corn out of her shit"

I would eat the corn out of her shit by WhiskeyTangoFox March 8, 2009

picking nuts out of monkey shit 

Making a big deal out of something so meaningless. Usually done in order to save a few dollars and/or headaches, but disregarding the big picture.

Jon: "My customer wants this specific package installed on the vehicle he's buying."

Larry(company owner): Well we can just put on the aftermarket package instead. It's basically the same and it will cost us less."

Jon: "But I already told him we'd get the original factory parts installed. Those are what he looked at, and what we already quoted."

Larry: "I don't care, business is slow and this is what we'll do for your customer!"

Jon: "Quit picking nuts out of monkey shit you douchebag! I quit!"

picking nuts out of monkey shit by JHop March 12, 2008