junkwagon 

an unscrupulous female, usually given to indicriminate sexual promiscuity; especially appropriate for such women whose physique has deteriorated significantly.

Ashley used to be dope son, but after all them kids and Std's, she's a real junkwagon.

junkwagon by Juse One October 5, 2006

Jackwagon 

(noun)
-A vulgar term used to describe a person whose opinion is held in very low regard and considered irrelevant.

- Worthless individual.

unfortunately This years Presidential candidate is a total jackwagon.

Jackwagon by DEADMEAT October 28, 2020

jackwagon 

a crybaby loser pussy-type who needs to grow some cajones and start acting like a man

Billy: "Dude, I can't get Ronnie to play tackle football with us 'cause he's too afraid of getting hit."

Jimmy: "It doesn't surprise me, he's always been a fuckin' jackwagon anyway."

jackwagon by dookeyboy November 25, 2010

jerkwagon 

To the intellectual bad ass it is a more effective and more offensive way to say someone is a jerk. Jerkwagons tend to seem nice at first, but then turn around to slap you in the face...with their wagon, that they carry all their bullshit in.

Person 1: Hey how's it goin??
Person 2: Pretty good, haven't seen you for a while! You?
Person 1: Same, hey want to hang out later?
*Person 2 is offline*
Person 1: Wow, what a jerkwagon.

Harry: Bellatrix killed Sirius! My last living family!! *cries*
Ron: Sorry mate, that bitch is a jerkwagon.

jerkwagon by hpfanx10 May 15, 2011

Jackwagon 

A useless piece of equipment, usually military, used to refer to a mule-drawn freight wagon which had been pieced together from dicarded or substandard parts, and subject to frequent breakdowns. Jackwagons typically were good for only one or two uses, then abandoned or discarded along roadsides and in ditches, and were often re-cannibalized to create new jackwagons.

"Maybe we should trot on over to mambypamby land and get you som confidence - you jackwagon!" Geico commercial

Jackwagon by LTC's Daughter-in-law December 27, 2010

jackwagon 

When something goes awry; someone who fouls something up, i.e., plans, projects, etc.

1. The vacation plans were jackwagoned.

2. I can't believe he messed up the vaction plans, what a jackwagon!

jackwagon by David J. July 2, 2005

Jackwagon 

A white kid that acts and talks like a typical welfare nigger, and thinks the world owes them something, and thus will never be gainfully employed and end up in prison.

Oh, we're in the Jackwagon end of town

Jackwagon by fratarcangelo November 12, 2011