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1. (noun) Medium Old White Dick. The average size penis of an old white male.
2. (noun) Medium Old White Dick. An old white male who has an average size penis.
3. (verb) To fuck or be fucked by an old white male who has an average size penis.
I love me some MOWD
I'm just a petite young girl with Daddy issues that wants to get MOWD.
MOWD by CrotchGourmet October 12, 2020
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The hottest brunette girl known to man. Definately a girl with boys chasing her. When this is a last name, it means the hottest girl known to man, also a brunette, with blue eyes. She is not the brightest, but certainly not dumb, and everyone chases her.
Mowdy by MRM 606 November 9, 2012

Mongoose Mowdown 

1: A phrase commonly shouted by invisible announcers whenever someone is hit by a motorcyce or bicycle.
2: An achievement in Halo 3 gained by running over another player with the Mongoose vehicle.
Pedestrian: *walking along the road

Motorist: MONGOOSE MOWDOWN BIATCH!
Mongoose Mowdown by Noble2 August 19, 2010
Low functioning idiot. Keeps a stock pile of Lemon pepper and old wiperblades.
Me: Dude, quit being such a Mowday!
Mowday: Hey don't call me retarded :(
Mowday by FatGrumpyPizza March 2, 2017

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026