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snifftard 

snifftard is mainly defined as an individual most likely at one point in life, either sniffed glue growing up, or the parents were both actually sniffing glue during conception.

It might just replace the phase “blonde moment” all together.
“leave it to friggen snifftard over here to land the plane on the wrong island”

“Hey snifftard quit messing around and help put the body in the trunk
snifftard by Gracieloo Freebush October 8, 2020
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Sniffter 

A small quantity of fortified wine, usually served in a small port glass or port pipe.
Can I have a sniffter please or Do you feel like a wee sniffter?
Sniffter by tcc013 July 20, 2010

Sniffari 

Combination of the words "sniff" and "safari". It occurs when your dog wants to take up the entire day to sniff every blade of grass in the neighborhood on their walk.
Daisy, we don't have time for an 18 hour sniffari! Hurry up and peepee!!
Sniffari by BDX13 September 9, 2015

Snifferdoodle

Someone who sniffs everything that other people think are nasty. (like Farts and butts)
He just sniffed a fart he must be a snifferdoodle.
Ole Bob got his wish, as his buddies drank one last toast around his casket before hauling him out to the stiffyard in the back of his ‘66 El Camino.
stiffyard by Timotheus325 January 19, 2021

Swiftardation 

A phenomenon in mainstream media of generating terabytes of pointless and absolutely useless data about Taylor Swift and/or her (usually mindless) fans. Dumber and less dignified behavior or comments about anything related to her get, more likely they will gain media attention.
Swiftardation might even absorb the journalists who have to write about her for living and even as an adult and more or less serious person, one might come across articles where her greatness and songwriting importance are unironically exaggerated.

Also it is not excluded that Taylor Swift is by some misanthropic journalists mentioned everywhere simply to create friction with people who were listening to music before 2005 and are aware that both music and poetry exist for at least 5000 years.
A: I read about Taylor Swift on grown up persons' portals every single day. They proclaimed her greater than Shakespeare, Baudelaire, Mozart and who knows who already.

B: Peak Swiftardation. I bet John the Evangelist is going down next lmao.
Swiftardation by Turbo Baja September 18, 2023

sniffted 

Sniffted is to express heatheers feelings and opinions. It randomly means diffrent things depending on her mood.
yep, thats pretty sniffted.
sniffted by Eric September 8, 2004