1. Noun: Person affiliated with the act of constantly praising, recommending, or incessant over-dramatization and comments,in order to promote an individuals work, or the individual themself.
2. noun: ACRONYM for American Society of Sycophants, Puppets, or Total Shills (A.S.S.P.A.T.S.)
3.Verb: The act of asspat-ing.
Phil is such an asspat, he's alwaysbustin my nuts about getting more done, but if I was runnin the place he'd be praising my farts for their bouquet!
The process of justification through the conjuring of numbers derived from one's anus. Often pertaining to the process off budgetification.
"According to my calculations we'll need approximately 1.21 teraflops and an an ice creamtruck filled with dead hookers."
"Was that derrived from a baeysian algorythm?"
"No man, it's just assmath."
The act of sticking your ass on the bath faucet, so then the water can spill down you spine, into your ass, and then through your ballsack into the bathtub.