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Dystextlia 

A condition experienced by people who continuously write messages with typos, often exacerbated by lack of predictive text functions on mobile phones and/or frequent misspelling in predictive text functions causing the device to save miss spelt words to the internal dictionary.
I have dystextlia, seriously it's a thing... I am incapable of nit sending a message without typos!
Dystextlia by SJC85 December 3, 2018

dystextia 

Dystextia is when you misspell a word whilst typing an SMS message into your mobile phone. Often exacerbated by over-sized thumbs or excessive alcohol consumption.
what the hell does this text message from Greg mean?" "I'm not sure but it's three in the afternoon on a Friday and his dystextia is often bad at this time after all those wines at lunch.
dystextia by Clarebear81 December 12, 2010

Dystexia 

A mental lapse associated with texting and typing in which letters of a word are mixed throughout the word.
Don: hey I'm gonig to go fnid your virginity.
*vigorously fixing mistakes*
find* going*
I hate this dystexia

Ava: Don't worry about finding it, I lost it long ago.
Dystexia by hosey93 May 1, 2011

Dystextopsia 

(noun) The selective blindness for a text message you have chosen to ignore.
Mother: "I have been sending Ben text messages since 6:30, but he never responds!"

Father: "Well, that's because our son is suffering from a case of dystextopsia, a common ailment among adolescents."
Dystextopsia by Panchakarma March 3, 2011

dystextlia 

Occurs when nonsensical strings of letters appear in text messages. Mostly due to predictive text, quick typing, driving, and/or pocket texting.
Texted to Joanie: What u doin no frida nighu
Joanie says to Sahyla, "Look at this message-Lara has dystextlia."
dystextlia by dicksy chick May 23, 2008

dysterian 

Someone with terrible eating habits or preferences that are sometimes contradictory or counter-intuitive ; or resulting in bad habits, poor nutrition and poor selection of foodstuffs. Even when aware and shameful of their folly, they persist in their negative habits.
Vegetarian: "Hey lets go to that new hipster vegetarian restaurant called "Boomer's""
Dysterian: "I can't. I hate mushrooms and most other vegetables... I'd rather eat this bag of cheese crunchies."
Vegetarian " What the hell type of vegetarian are you?!"
dysterian by RevelAndDance July 14, 2016